A PLUMBER has revealed the most shocking job he’s ever had to attend after being called out to a “poo volcano”. Sorry in advance for the Graphic content!
And you think your jobs sh*t… Plumber, Steven Wolf, 49, agreed to do a cleanup job for an elderly customer when she called in tears at the state of her entire Poo flooded flat.
The plumber thought he would have a pretty standard routine job, only to be confronted by the end of all… A “volcano of poo” in the woman’s basement flat.
When describing the callout, Steven was unfazed as he said: “I was a cleaner 30 years ago, so the smell doesn’t faze me, but when I got home my wife wasn’t happy.
“It smelt so awful she made me sit naked inside the porch, she wouldn’t let me in the house.” He’s lucky that’s the only thing his wife done to him… to get rid of that smell his gonna have to take 55 baths and use about 212 bath bombs.
“One of my guys was gagging and retching when we first showed up to the job.” IF that was me my soul would have left my body… My body would break down on entry to that death zone.
The end of the world poo volcano was the result of the flats’ above’s drainage bypassing a blockage and forcing itself out of the poor old ladies toilet, as it would do to a normal sewer, Steven the plumber claims.
Image: Steve, Facebook
Steve turned in to Sup(poo)er Man, powering on through the giant mountain of excrement completely clearing the mess for the lady.
“It was three hours of rubber gloves and hard work, The poo was under the carpet and absolutely everywhere. It was the worst job I’ve ever had, but I was very satisfied at the state I left the flat in.I couldn’t believe how well I’d done. Everything was salvageable apart from underneath the floor.”
The lady was left more than pleased with Steven’s work although the smell of poo will be lingering for quite some time, at least she doesn’t have to worry about swimming in poo in the morning!
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